10 phenomena likely to fly out of the LHC's butt

Sergio Bertolucci, the director for research and scientific computing at CERN, the European Organization for Nuclear Research, which controls the collider, recently TOLD REPORTERS:
"Out of this door might come something, or we might send something to it."
Toronto Star article: Collider could open hole to new dimensions

Right.   He is saying we could open a rift to other dimensions.  No problem.  I have some theories what may come through.


  • The Mayan Army that's been trapped by AH-PUCH, and having defeated this lesser god, waiting for just the right moment, say 2012... to reclaim their lost kingdom.
  • A horde of thriller dancing zombies.
  • Snuggles, the fabric softener bear.
  • The rumored milfcougar, legendary, but unlikely.
  • Bin Laden
  • Throw a mentos in there... I just want to see what happens.
  • tweets from Carl Sagan
  • cropcircle templates
  • Q
  • The Mist 
and of course.... WINGed MONKEYs!

That's a start.  Do you have any predictions on what may sneak through the LHC wormhole?  Or even better, what we could send over to the other side?  Add your comments plz.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

You suck.

Anonymous said...

Yes! The first comment on my blog is the exalted "you suck!" couldn't ask for better.

Does this mean you don't like the post, or is it the LHC that annoys you?

Stuck in Wisconsin said...

Jimmy Hoffa?

Hey, I just found your site through a link from boingboing. Good stuff. Is it fairly new?

Keep it up.

Anonymous said...

Thank you! Yes, this new blog experiment started on a whim. Maybe it will go somewhere interesting.

Anonymous said...

Your site blows.

Anonymous said...

Logging the critiques:
1. You suck.
2. Good stuff.
3. Your site blows.

wheeeeee!

Chris said...

We can maybe throw Georgie Porgie and Goron Brown into it...? That would be nice.
Good blog, man...

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