10 phenomena likely to fly out of the LHC's butt

Sergio Bertolucci, the director for research and scientific computing at CERN, the European Organization for Nuclear Research, which controls the collider, recently TOLD REPORTERS:

"Out of this door might come something, or we might send something to it."

Toronto Star article: Collider could open hole to new dimensions

Right.   He is saying we could open a rift to other dimensions.  No problem.  I have some theories what may come through.

• The Mayan Army that's been trapped by AH-PUCH, and having defeated this lesser god, waiting for just the right moment, say 2012... to reclaim their lost kingdom.
• A horde of thriller dancing zombies.
• Snuggles, the fabric softener bear.
• The rumored milfcougar, legendary, but unlikely.
• Bin Laden
• Throw a mentos in there... I just want to see what happens.
• tweets from Carl Sagan
  
• cropcircle templates
  
• Q
• The Mist 

and of course.... WINGed MONKEYs!

That's a start.  Do you have any predictions on what may sneak through the LHC wormhole?  Or even better, what we could send over to the other side?  Add your comments plz.